Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Dear Lord,

If you have any sense of justice at all, please make a 10-meter saguaro cactus grow out of Putin's chair, and right up his ass, right as he speaks to the Russian parliament. This will be a most impressive display of your might, much better than burning bushes. Besides, a burning bush is not very well visible through the pants.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

AND SINCE THERE IS NO REASON TO BURN BUSHES SINCE THERE ARE NOT HOLDING POWER ANYMORE. UNFORTUNATELY THEIR POLICIES ARE STILL MORE THAN ALIVE.